Damian commenting on the new Persian rug:  "Daddy, this carpet is ugly.  It's supposed to have lots of colours.  Like rainbows, spaceships and Star Wars Lego Yoda colour."

Hmmm.

Recent quotes:

D. commenting on why he should get extra time with the tablet computer while on the toilet:  "I only like bonuses.  Bonuses are perfect for me."

M. when he likes something:  "tickle.  tickle.  tickle" normally while pointing to whatever he wants.  Interchangeable with "car.  car.  car."

M waking up Mummy:  "Mammon, go!  Mammon, go!"